A Page in Your Voice
The biggest fear about hiring a writer is that the book will not sound like you. It will come back polished and dead, a stranger doing an impression of your life. So before you risk a single rupee or a single hour, I will prove it cannot happen. One page, in your voice, from a five-minute recording.
I want to be honest about why this exists, because it tells you something about how I work. Every other part of hiring a writer asks you to trust a portfolio and a promise. You read some sample chapters, you take a sales call, you cross your fingers and sign. And the whole time, the fear sits in your chest: what if it does not sound like me. What if I spend all this money and all this time and hand my children a book that reads like a brochure. That fear is reasonable. It is also completely testable, for free, in a week. So that is what I offer first.
How it works
You record five minutes
I send you three questions. You answer them out loud, on your phone, sitting wherever you are comfortable, in whatever mix of English and Hindi the story actually lives in. No script. No preparation. No trying to sound like a book. Just talk, the way you would to a friend who asked.
I write one page as you
I take your recording and write a single page in your voice. Not a transcript. Not a summary. A page that reads the way you would write if you were a writer, with your rhythm, your words, your way of landing a point. It is the same thing I would do on the first day of a full book, done in miniature so you can see it.
You decide, with your own ears
You read the page and ask one question. Does this sound like me. If it does, we talk about the book, and you do it knowing, not hoping, that the voice will be yours. If it does not, you have lost five minutes and learned something true, and you owe me nothing and never did.
The kind of question I will ask
The three questions are not about facts. Anyone can recite a date. They are doors. Something like: tell me about a day that split your life into a before and an after. Tell me about a person you have never quite been able to explain to anyone. Tell me the thing you would want your grandchildren to understand about where they came from. The answers to questions like these carry your voice in a way that name, rank, and serial number never will. Most people are surprised by how much one honest page can hold.
What people discover when they do this
Three things happen, almost every time. The first is relief, because the page sounds like them and the fear that has been holding them back simply lifts. The second is surprise, because the writer found something in five minutes of talking that they had never thought of as a story, and there it is, shaped, on the page. And the third, often, is a kind of urgency, because seeing one page of their own life in print makes them realise how much more there is, and how much they want it caught before it is lost. The page is small. What it opens is not.
Why I lead with this and not a sales pitch
Because it is the most honest thing I can offer, and because I would rather you decide with proof than with persuasion. A writer who is confident they can catch your voice has nothing to fear from a test. A writer who avoids one is telling you something. I would rather hand you the test and let your own ears do the choosing. If the page does not sound like you, you should not hire me, and I would tell you so myself. That is the whole point of starting here.
A word about waiting
If you are thinking of doing this for a parent, the page is also the gentlest way to begin, and the clock is the reason not to wait. You do not have to commit a parent to a whole book to start. You can begin with five minutes and one page, and let them feel how it is to be listened to that closely. Many people find that the page itself becomes precious, the first thing their parent’s voice was ever caught in. And it can only be caught while they are here to be heard. The page costs you nothing. Waiting can cost you everything.
Start the page
Tell me you want it and I will send the three questions today. You record when it suits you. The page comes back to you, and from there, you decide everything. No commitment, no cost, no catch. Just your own voice on a page, so you can finally stop wondering whether the book would sound like you, and know.
What the page is not
It is not a sales gimmick dressed up as a gift, and it is not a watered-down sample of someone else’s writing with your name on it. It is a real page about your real life, written from your real words, by the person who would write your book. It is also not a test you can fail. There is no clever answer, no performance required. You talk, I listen, I write. The only judgement being made is yours, when you read it back and decide whether it sounds like you. You hold all the power in this exchange, which is exactly how the start of something built on trust should feel.
Doing it in your own language
You do not have to answer in careful English. Answer in whatever mix of Hindi, English, and anything else your story actually lives in, because that mix is part of your voice, and flattening it into formal English would lose the very thing we are trying to catch. I work with the language as it comes and carry the meaning and the music of it into a page that reads clean for a wider reader while still sounding like you. If your father tells stories half in Punjabi and half in English, that is not a problem to solve. That is the voice to keep.
Common questions about the page
Is it really free?
Yes. The page costs you nothing but a five-minute recording. I offer it because it is the most honest way to show you what I do, and because I would rather you decide with proof than with a pitch.
What if I do not like it?
Then you walk away, owing nothing, having lost five minutes and learned something useful. No follow-up, no pressure. A page that does not sound like you is a reason not to hire me, and I would say so myself.
Can I do this for my mother or father?
Yes, and many people do. You can record their answers, or sit with them while they record. It is often the gentlest possible way to begin, and the page itself becomes something the family treasures.
What happens if I love it?
Then we talk about the book. The page becomes the first proof that the voice will be yours all the way through, and the project begins from a place of knowing rather than hoping.
After the page, how a full book unfolds
If the page lands and you decide to go on, the rest follows naturally. We find the shape of the story together. I interview you, or your parent, in unhurried recorded sessions scheduled around your life. I write in stages, and you read every one. The voice is checked against you at each turn, until the finished book reads as though you wrote it on your best day. Full copyright is yours, my name appears nowhere unless you want it to, and everything beyond the first conversation is covered by an NDA. But none of that is decided now. Right now, there is only the page, and your own ears, and a chance to finally stop wondering.
Why I built it this way
I could ask you to trust me on faith, the way most of this industry does. I would rather hand you proof and let you decide. In twenty-two years of writing, the one thing I have learned about a person’s voice is that it cannot be faked and it cannot be hidden, and a single honest page will show you both whether I have caught yours and whether this is worth going further. Everything else, the price, the timeline, the shape of the book, can be worked out later. This is the only question that has to be answered first, and it is the one you can answer for nothing, today, with your own ears. So let us start there, and let the page do the talking.
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